Dear Awesomest Louboutins In The World, a.k.a. the Christian Louboutin "Rodita" Zip Sandals,
See "Dear Chloe Shoes." Sentiments remain the same, but insert "5 inches" instead of "4.7 inches" for heel height.
I loved you from afar back in 2008, included you in a collection I designed, and was beyond excited to see you just now on sale at The Outnet! But the excitement was short-lived, my former friends. You were ON SALE, with ONLY MY SIZE LEFT - in any other circumstance a total sign from the gods that you had to be mine, stat! But you ruined my night when closer inspection revealed your heel height to be so insanely excessive that you will make me a freak show giant rather than a dreamy vision of undeniable chic, WHICH I TOTALLY COULD BE if only you knocked those things down an inch or two. But no, no, you had to go the extra distance, limiting your purchasing audience to tiny people with big feet.
GOOD LUCK.
Bitter, disillusioned love,
Rachel
See "Dear Chloe Shoes." Sentiments remain the same, but insert "5 inches" instead of "4.7 inches" for heel height.
I loved you from afar back in 2008, included you in a collection I designed, and was beyond excited to see you just now on sale at The Outnet! But the excitement was short-lived, my former friends. You were ON SALE, with ONLY MY SIZE LEFT - in any other circumstance a total sign from the gods that you had to be mine, stat! But you ruined my night when closer inspection revealed your heel height to be so insanely excessive that you will make me a freak show giant rather than a dreamy vision of undeniable chic, WHICH I TOTALLY COULD BE if only you knocked those things down an inch or two. But no, no, you had to go the extra distance, limiting your purchasing audience to tiny people with big feet.
GOOD LUCK.
Bitter, disillusioned love,
Rachel
3 comments:
i love your dear shoes posts! so funny and oh so true!
I love, love, love these shoes and they would look killer with a pair of acid wash jeans.
freeteyme: thanks, I'm glad I'm not the only one entertained by my ranting at inanimate objects.
you can expect many more such rants as I continue to make the sad realization that my budget is not only temporarily preventing me from acquiring loads of designer shoes, but probably is doing so for the long haul. stupid budget. stupid shoes. JEEZ.
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