Why are your heels 4.7 inches tall? Was that really necessary? Did you look around at all those standard 3-inchers and say to yourselves, "One-upping them is not good enough for the likes of me! I shall 1.7-up them!"?
Well, Chloe shoes, pride gets you nowhere with me. You've shot yourself in the foot (HA! FOOT!) with your 1.7-upmanship, because I refuse to be 6' 2" while wearing you! I'm putting my foot (HA! FOOT!) down.
But while I disapprove of your thoughtless selfishness, I can still forgive and forget. If you ever decide to change, call me.
Sincerely,
Rachel
[see them bigger on yoox]
[see entire chloe spring 2008 rtw show on style.com]
Well, Chloe shoes, pride gets you nowhere with me. You've shot yourself in the foot (HA! FOOT!) with your 1.7-upmanship, because I refuse to be 6' 2" while wearing you! I'm putting my foot (HA! FOOT!) down.
But while I disapprove of your thoughtless selfishness, I can still forgive and forget. If you ever decide to change, call me.
Sincerely,
Rachel
[see them bigger on yoox]
[see entire chloe spring 2008 rtw show on style.com]
4 comments:
First the shoes are fab, second, I know where you're coming from - I am not as tall as you but my man is only 2 inches taller than I am so i look like a giant beside him when I wear my heels =). I love this post - it made me smile! =)
though I cannot walk in 4 inch heels, I do feel that the extra height makes them cross the line from cool to high fashion. Maybe its just me, but I find the intense height endearing, because even if I could afford them I wouldnt wear them for the height, which makes it a little better that I can't afford them
Dear Rachel,
You are too funny. I am joining your club of boycotting these shoes. Mostly because I couldn't afford them anyway.
xox,
Sarah von
agreed, all...finding fault with designer shoes makes me feel much better about not buying them!
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