1. Have a random run-in with a guy who asks you if you've ever considered being a hair model
2. There's a first time for everything
3. Look at the
Vidal collection for the upcoming season
4. Get very scared
5. Do it anyway.
ok, I was going to keep on with this faux instructional thing, but I think the joke is over. the point really is: receiving a new look courtesy of the genius senior stylists at Vidal Sasson was THE COOLEST THING EVER. really. I highly recommend it to everyone.

first there was a major consultation to determine how to create a look that was inspired by the mid-season '09 collection (whos inspiration, in turn, was an amalgam of post-WWII themes: Dior's New Look and uber-femininity, Bettie Page's erotic/powerful pinup innovation) but that would work on me. they decided to go with a modification of the lookbook's sharp bob & a combination of several colors of the season: lilac, sea grey, and ruby.

me staring downward while the crew analyzed my hair. they told me i was a "good chocolate." immediately got distracted thinking of whether i'd be a sea salt truffle or a snickers.
then this happened. the parts I photographed were in the salon, but much of t happened on stage to present the collection to the academy, which means I got to hear the colorist and stylist explain what they were doing to my head in very fancy haircutting language that I could barely decipher. then we had a runway ending and photoshoot. whenever the photos are done I'll get em and post em. for now here are my crapster ones.
bleach left me very skunkified
those foils HURT. so much metal weighing down one side of my head.
when i tried to move my head the other way, my neck cracked about 7 times.
I ended up with something somehow both subtle and totally futuristic.






it's the most amazing thing anyone's done with my hair, ever. the fine layers of color fall different ways depending how you part it, and create these amazing gradations of grey and purple and plum, all on my boring old dark brown head. all day today I felt like Calvin wearing his lucky rocketship underpants, with all these tones hidden in my hair that only I knew were there. such a cool experience & am super excited to work again with master stylists Kenny & Nathan. thanks, guys!