The other day in Vegas (good opener, no?), I was talking to Ryan from Cardboard Robot about fanny packs. I thought it wasn't fair that only the hopelessly fashion-forward Asian tourists get permission to wear fanny packs without mocking. It may have something to do with the fact that they're the only ones who fork over the necessary cash for Gucci fanny packs.
In any case, I would kind of LOVE a fanny pack. So handy! Won't slip off your shoulder! Both hands free for full-contact shopping/phone holding/wild gesturing! Instead of looking at me like I'd just admitted I like eating babies, Ryan agreed and revealed that Cardboard Robot actually MADE a fanny pack a few seasons ago. Apparently, it didn't sell. Can't imagine why... but now I'm intent upon acquiring one of the unsold f-packs. I'm convinced that, with enough confidence and self-deprecation, I can successfully rock a pack on my fanny.
Which means it will be time to confront this hater baby.
mean baby courtesy of fannypack photos
2 comments:
Dude, see if you can get me one. Seriously. I can't tell you how many times lately (specifically when going on long walks/hiking) I've thought "UGH if i just had a fanny pack..."
We can bring them back together. Or we can look like dorks together. Either way, (re)trends gotta start somewhere.
Hater babies are scary.
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