Maybe a little early for a Valentine's Day post, but if the grocery store can put out the heart-shaped cookies a week early, so can I. There are some heart-a-licious things catching my eye on the internets recently....
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Awwwwwwwww. This is cute. That is all. You can make one if you have time. But don't tell me about it, or else I will smack you over the internet for having free time.
Actually, that's not all. It's from Flavorwire's list of "20 Presents For Your Valentine That Don't Suck," which not only has a pretty awesome slideshow, but also invited readers to comment with heinous V-Day stories. OMG you guys. If you have a few minutes of aforementioned free time, go read them and laugh silently in your chair until you get a cramp. Epically tragicomic. I like this short but sweet one:
In college, my boyfriend of two and a half years gave me a piece of paper with pixie stix taped to it in the shape of a heart with “Your Sweet” written on it. A lame gift, but I should have known then that it wasn’t going to work out… I would never marry a man who didn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
"Diet soda lovers rejoice! Drinking your favorite Coca-Cola beverage has never been so fashionable! As part of Diet Coke's annual partnership with The Heart Truth campaign, the company has just introduced limited-edition "heart graphic" cans, each of which feature a large -- and just plain cute -- sketch of a big red heart.
...[T]he goal of the new design is to increase awareness about heart disease - the number one killer of women in America. (The site also includes highlights from last year's Red Dress Collection fashion show to tide you over until this year's show on February 11.)"
Uh, whatever. The real point being made here is: DIET COKE IS FOR GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!! heartsloveheartsGIRLS BUY DIET COKE IT LOVES YOU!
All that other stuff in quotes is just excuses.
OK. Off to get Yogurtland for dinner and immerse myself in creating S.L.A.T.E. show maps for Vegas next week... happy hearts in advance, kittens.
